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huliaa
10-28-2009, 12:41 AM
One night, Police were called to an apartment and found a woman holding a bloody 5-iron, standing over a lifeless man. The detective asked, "Madam, is that your husband?" "Yeah." the woman said. "Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did."

The woman began to sob, dropped the club, and put her hands on her face, covering it. “How many times did you hit him?" The detective approached to her. "I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."